Up All Night.
lrvin:

Who’s that pokemon?????

gotta catch ‘em all!!

lrvin:

Who’s that pokemon?????

gotta catch ‘em all!!

grumpysalmon:

me in 3 words

"How are you feelin’ today?" "Oh you know the usual…


moist.”

grumpysalmon:

me in 3 words

"How are you feelin’ today?" "Oh you know the usual…

moist.”

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

when i get real close to the door and i don’t know if its push or pull yet, i just sit down on the spot and cry.

imperfectionsmakeyouperfect514:

daisywillliveforever:

why did I laugh so hard at this

cuz we just

….dat neck.

imperfectionsmakeyouperfect514:

daisywillliveforever:

why did I laugh so hard at this

cuz we just

….dat neck.


> I keep wondering how those animals managed to survive to the day.

K-K-K-KILLED BY THA BASS!

maliciousmelons:

*trips over my low self esteem*

**falls into a dark dark hole over low self esteem,**

imperfectionsmakeyouperfect514:

damn-it-kirk:

thisis-my-note:

exterm-i-nate:

praisingdrew:

can cute boys stop being

  1. gay
  2. younger than me
  3. 15 years older than me
  4. 12343435 miles away
  5. taken
  6. famous

7. Fictional

8: Dead

9: All of the above

10. non existant

11. Under a rock, hiding from all of us in Peru.

youstoopidbitch:

sluttymcmuffins:

masonconrad:

these mcbites from mcdonalds are better than sex

no sex is better

‘no sex’ is better

image

McDonalds Mcbites > Sex

helenasund:

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

guys, ever hear of the Dollar Iron, it’ll really boost your self esteem. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFbxssfY3A

jesussbabymomma:

i want to turn off my phone for the rest of my life